BETTE MONSTERI think I've done all the kids (except Xander) so here's the class Alpha.BETTE MONSTER by welsh-halfwit
Her gaze of steel watches over her room.
She commands here and she is their doom.
If she finds them playing she will break them.
If she gets bored... it's Pop Quiz again.
Her life revolves around them, these horrors.
Fighters, masterminds, evils and actors.
She knows them all and she knows their ways
She knows it might kill her, one of these days.
She stands as our best defence against... them.
She's our protection against their mayhem.
Bette Monster guards hell like Cerberus or Garmr.
And has a bat ready for any who try to harm her...
Bette Monster appears in Chrispy Paulsen's 'Precocious'. Unauthorised usage will result in her locking you in with her class and pop quizzing the shell that remains.
VINCENTVINCENTVINCENT by welsh-halfwit
A lovable, huggable, mobile, mess
liable to trip over his own fleet feet;
he's invisible to Autumn,his pup love
and her crew from the lakes. A master
of accidental destruction, he's led
by Suzette and others (of course)
to distract from their intentions
Innocent nearly to guilty, he's sweet
but he speaks before he thinks
and runs before he walks,
and stumbles over his thoughts
and... what was I saying? Oh, yes.
The most scruffball Captain,
DistractAble to the point of defeat
with the mighty, broad, exploded tail
Lance, Vance or Vincent is his hail
but he's the nicest boy you could meet.
VVincent appears in Precocious and Copper Road by Chrispy Paulsen. Usage without permission may result in Vincent destroying your computer accidentally.
MAX AND DIONNEMAXMAX AND DIONNE by welsh-halfwit
Gentle strength and gentle heart
mark the Wolf apart from all the other
children in the Monster class. To some
he's a friend, to others he's a brother.
To one this friendly giant is merely
a Hench man but evil's not his plan
this sports hero, victor of tennis and
hearts, he's the one with the most élan.
Best of friends with the sour outsider
and the her whose evil must be obeyed
Max is the friendly bridge of the cast
and the one who should lead the grade.
She is Evil personified.
Her darkest Cruption is defined
by election. She never lied
but got the job. She abuses
the class system, does this Di-va,
queen of bone, she plots and uses
Hench Man and Noir. She's the alpha
of the villain union Diamond.
Very rich and very amoral,
her favourite game? Sapphire Bowl.
Dionne's the one close to cruel.
El(le) Presidente is no fool
Max and Dionne appear in Precocious by Chrispy Paulsen. Usage without permission will have Max bringing flowers to the Hospital bed Dionne puts you in.
RODDY!RODDY!RODDY! by welsh-halfwit
Stalking fame, glory, and recognition
the outsider attempts to infiltrate
the Gemstone estates. He's driven
to break through their ignorance
He can work without supervision
can le chat noire. He's lovable
when not angry about their derision.
Best friend of Max and maybe rich
the tuxedo cat can be forgiven
for being here amongst the others
Roddy likes those people who have vision.
Always #2 the loser does endear
He really knows what he's doing here!
Roddy appears in Precocious by Chrispy Paulsen. Illegal copying will result in him crossing your path and people forgetting you exist here.